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Some Suggestions for Non-Sexual Dates

mexicanjesuschrist:

slavz:

narcferatu:

slavz:

dearnonacepeople:

  • Shared-controller video gaming: each participant gets only partial control of the character (usually one person takes the left hand on a controller the other person takes the right hand)
  • If you’re in the area where one or both of you grew up, spend a day visiting places that were landmarks of your childhood
  • Tie-dye shirts together, but make your partner’s shirt
  • Carve a watermelon into a jack-o-lantern
  • Cook dinner together
  • Get a black cloth and cut small holes in it. Pin it over the light. Pretend you are astronauts/aliens/settlers on another planet.
  • Gaze at actual stars. Make up new constellations. Cuddle if you’re cold/a cuddler
  • Build a miniature town out of cardboard boxes. Become the mayors of Box Town
  • Do each other’s make up (or paint each other’s faces)

And one for long-distance:

  • Crochet or knit the squares of a granny square blanket. Sew them together the next time you see each other.

what the fuck is a sexual date

What, you don’t fuck on the table at Olive garden when you go out?

me, shoving breadsticks in my bussy: I have to leave right now immediately 

These are kinda cute date ideas, but we’re still gonna fuck afterwords.

(via rockruffed)

softtrade:

One time I saw a movie at a sex shop called “raw and order: special bottoms unit” and I literally cannot think of the actual series without that phrase replacing it in my head

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