Tumblr (3.0; @secretstokeepnoonetotell)http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1988eaa680f32b13439ae8a903e91824/tumblr_pamyazVl281qifrd8o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/58e62ab38e869bfb11960a7a393da35c/tumblr_pamyazVl281qifrd8o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175288541529http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175288541529Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:31:24 -0400<p><a href="https://mexicanjesuschrist.tumblr.com/post/175176581302/some-suggestions-for-non-sexual-dates" class="tumblr_blog">mexicanjesuschrist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://slavz.tumblr.com/post/175176104595/some-suggestions-for-non-sexual-dates" class="tumblr_blog">slavz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://narcferatu.tumblr.com/post/175174830872/some-suggestions-for-non-sexual-dates" class="tumblr_blog">narcferatu</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://slavz.tumblr.com/post/175171078100/some-suggestions-for-non-sexual-dates" class="tumblr_blog">slavz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dearnonacepeople.tumblr.com/post/95624934091/some-suggestions-for-non-sexual-dates" class="tumblr_blog">dearnonacepeople</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>Shared-controller video gaming: each participant gets only partial control of the character (usually one person takes the left hand on a controller the other person takes the right hand)</li> <li>If you’re in the area where one or both of you grew up, spend a day visiting places that were landmarks of your childhood</li> <li>Tie-dye shirts together, but make your partner’s shirt</li> <li>Carve a watermelon into a jack-o-lantern</li> <li>Cook dinner together</li> <li>Get a black cloth and cut small holes in it. Pin it over the light. Pretend you are astronauts/aliens/settlers on another planet.</li> <li>Gaze at actual stars. Make up new constellations. Cuddle if you’re cold/a cuddler</li> <li>Build a miniature town out of cardboard boxes. Become the mayors of Box Town</li> <li>Do each other’s make up (or paint each other’s faces)</li> </ul><p>And one for long-distance:</p> <ul><li>Crochet or knit the squares of a granny square blanket. Sew them together the next time you see each other.</li> </ul></blockquote> <p>what the fuck is a sexual date </p> </blockquote> <p>What, you don’t fuck on the table at Olive garden when you go out?</p> </blockquote> <h2><b>me, shoving breadsticks in my bussy: I have to leave right now immediately </b></h2></blockquote> <p>These are kinda cute date ideas, but we’re still gonna fuck afterwords. </p></blockquote>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175288533079http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175288533079Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:31:04 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3402701b079c581d06d349af0e9546cd/tumblr_oiikbooUdA1s8s3tzo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/be3d56e36e2c29bce3648818368a131d/tumblr_oiikbooUdA1s8s3tzo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b5ea04e6d30c583dbe75abdc7a768191/tumblr_oiikbooUdA1s8s3tzo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/10bef190f187f060191b856c6804fa3f/tumblr_oiikbooUdA1s8s3tzo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b28243a9819db1b9ec6033919903de93/tumblr_oiikbooUdA1s8s3tzo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b221d26173120f78f1ca9fda7a221eda/tumblr_oiikbooUdA1s8s3tzo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/00ac1b2199c8c4ed960d1f9ef2c2beec/tumblr_oiikbooUdA1s8s3tzo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e5d0ca6e8af5a4f5986512724aed076/tumblr_oiikbooUdA1s8s3tzo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3d89b5669be802d0b2f707218e8fda10/tumblr_oiikbooUdA1s8s3tzo9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c9466c20566681162d24bbaf8743dd23/tumblr_oiikbooUdA1s8s3tzo10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://episodechooseyoursubmission.tumblr.com/post/154757529133/the-most-iconic-scene-on-episode-that-i-have" class="tumblr_blog">episodechooseyoursubmission</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>THE MOST ICONIC SCENE ON EPISODE THAT I HAVE SEEN!!!!!!!</p></blockquote>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175288503049http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175288503049Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:30:01 -0400http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175288488469http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175288488469Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:29:27 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2949e2fa7a1b041e67de17d7b98c6e9d/tumblr_paci9lEvPg1xpspwdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175288481659http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175288481659Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:29:10 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee2e70c962b45f92da4e7641ea0573c6/tumblr_pawer4t41t1qf2lvbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284875264http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284875264Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:18:23 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/65d942251e80a7f629cf3f5d2f74c90b/tumblr_paf9gicsCz1wsbn2ao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://picsthatmakeyougohmm.tumblr.com/post/175047510059/hmmm" class="tumblr_blog">picsthatmakeyougohmm</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hmmm</p></blockquote>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284871314http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284871314Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:18:15 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bee58c66d98e69c19ae908a1ebba8221/tumblr_ovd6vh7oi71wnuifoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/168046031000d17b58791f0c9d0ba7c2/tumblr_ovd6vh7oi71wnuifoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://republicanbukkake.tumblr.com/post/164691170758/astrobleme22-ted-noten-superbitch-bag-2000" class="tumblr_blog">republicanbukkake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://astrobleme22.tumblr.com/post/164687409248/ted-noten-superbitch-bag-2000-gun-casted-in" class="tumblr_blog">astrobleme22</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ted Noten <br/> SuperBitch Bag, 2000 <br/> (Gun Casted in Acrylic, Snake-Skin Handle)</p></blockquote> <p>I know it’s the year it was made and not part of the title but i want it to be “SuperBitch Bag 2000”</p> </blockquote>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284863869http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284863869Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:18:00 -0400<p><a href="https://porko-rosso.tumblr.com/post/174862642783/charlesoberonn-were-nearly-halfway-through-2018" class="tumblr_blog">porko-rosso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://charlesoberonn.tumblr.com/post/174861272211/were-nearly-halfway-through-2018" class="tumblr_blog">charlesoberonn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>We’re nearly halfway through 2018</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="381" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/40c6fe19e6f693f616c6b09728b30159/tumblr_inline_paa5mtjnH61ufjlng_540.jpg" data-orig-height="381" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284855489http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284855489Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:17:44 -0400<p><a href="http://softtrade.tumblr.com/post/169597740214/one-time-i-saw-a-movie-at-a-sex-shop-called-raw" class="tumblr_blog">softtrade</a>:</p><blockquote><p>One time I saw a movie at a sex shop called “raw and order: special bottoms unit” and I literally cannot think of the actual series without that phrase replacing it in my head</p></blockquote>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284851949http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284851949Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:17:38 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c01da0ef0402c0b261352ac53c31a60/tumblr_p9wpotZSPQ1xoyw8po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284838639http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284838639Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:17:09 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://farrahtales.tumblr.com/post/82814729169/if-you-dont-strategically-eat-your-food-so-that">farrahtales</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices</p> </blockquote>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284834329http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284834329Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:16:59 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8ff3b76baf47aa92c1cdfe8c38d0f0c3/tumblr_nbx3xbgz4Y1qfn3upo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kawaiilluminatii.tumblr.com/post/100457805765">kawaiilluminatii</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dasfreefree.tumblr.com/post/97524148589">dasfreefree</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i couldn’t make this up even if i tried</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="468" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/453bd9fa231bb681d86fd77b8f7e5696/tumblr_ndpwidOV8x1r1lmcgo1_500.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ba713bf2f8678a93cf3ffe5e2c1e1915/tumblr_inline_pa3iwyRAzu1qdh06u_540.png" alt="" data-orig-height="468" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/453bd9fa231bb681d86fd77b8f7e5696/tumblr_ndpwidOV8x1r1lmcgo1_500.png"/></figure></p> </blockquote>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284830149http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284830149Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:16:50 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a7f697553019a8691e1ced139bd88215/tumblr_o47wyt773e1uz6afpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284823594http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284823594Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:16:36 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c027760107ac10c28d0820d064278f7d/tumblr_omd3k7hoWi1url8zro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://looking4myson.tumblr.com/post/173208549305/spidermanlet-zorri-in-a-horse-accent-help" class="tumblr_blog">looking4myson</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://spidermanlet.tumblr.com/post/166484295501/zorri-in-a-horse-accent-help-this-is-the" class="tumblr_blog">spidermanlet</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://zorri.tumblr.com/post/166413257828/in-a-horse-accent-help" class="tumblr_blog">zorri</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>*in a horse accent* help</p></blockquote> <p>This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce </p> </blockquote> <p style="">astray in the hay!!!!!!!!<br/></p></blockquote>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284818489http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284818489Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:16:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sailorsexbang.tumblr.com/post/148850974760">sailorsexbang</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://senshi76.tumblr.com/post/148850928703">senshi76</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>show me the roundest cat</p> </blockquote> <div class="media-holder media-holder-draggable media-holder-figure" contenteditable="false" draggable="true" style="display: block;"> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/450e72cd15450dc75e3fd3f681765ea4/tumblr_inline_obtdz19sno1rrp7ew_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c6221d01a2b9ebbd11c28ee220589840/tumblr_inline_oc6diyDo3d1qebrrw_540.png" data-img-key="797" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/450e72cd15450dc75e3fd3f681765ea4/tumblr_inline_obtdz19sno1rrp7ew_540.png"/></figure><div class="media-button icon_close media-killer"></div> </div> <p class="fake"><br/></p> </blockquote>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284795954http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284795954Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:15:37 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://squidyword.tumblr.com/post/174828483307/moon-hey-yall-im-gonna-do-some-cool-shit">squidyword</a>:</p><blockquote><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>moon:</b> hey y'all i’m gonna do some cool shit tonight</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>clouds:</b>👀</p></blockquote>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284794554http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284794554Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:15:34 -0400<p><a href="http://vzmp.tumblr.com/post/174630478443/tbh-i-think-a-lot-of-straight-people" class="tumblr_blog">vzmp</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>tbh i think a lot of straight people being ‘clueless’ are just them adamantly denying gay people exist</p></blockquote>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284791369http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284791369Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:15:27 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/337ab1582bf2d75cb79f1e6b20f48b3d/tumblr_pa8f2vX5GL1s9khqyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://clydeinspace.tumblr.com/post/174833279758/god-these-headlines" class="tumblr_blog">clydeinspace</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>god these headlines</p></blockquote>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284780859http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284780859Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:15:07 -0400<p><a href="https://thats-tea.tumblr.com/post/175277208610" class="tumblr_blog">thats-tea</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13fdc1968c65281a19d9902288df724d/tumblr_inline_paxy19PR8R1val3ji_540.jpg" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284770569http://secretstokeepnoonetotell.tumblr.com/post/175284770569Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:14:47 -0400